Saying free-range is somehow more acceptable is like giving you a back massage and then jamming a knife into your throat, justifying it by saying “Well, you were pretty happy up until that part where I fucking stabbed you in the throat.
— tommyxvx.tumblr.com (via sacredflesh)
Hey, Anti-“Bloodmouth” Vegans,
I’m allergic to soy.
Yep, because all vegans eat is soy. We just replace all animal products with mountains of soy. And then we drizzle liquified soy over all of that soy. SOY SOY SOY SOY SOY.
Wait… So we’re NOT doing that any more!?
I thought cardboard was the new thing…
Wait…. So we can eat things other than grass?
Still funny.












