I’m not an asshole because I’m Vegan.
I’m an asshole because I’m asshole.
Get it right.
Hey, Anti-“Bloodmouth” Vegans,
I’m allergic to soy.
Yep, because all vegans eat is soy. We just replace all animal products with mountains of soy. And then we drizzle liquified soy over all of that soy. SOY SOY SOY SOY SOY.
Wait… So we’re NOT doing that any more!?
I thought cardboard was the new thing…
Wait…. So we can eat things other than grass?